Sunday, February 15, 2009

30 Things That Change When You Have A Baby




1 - You finally stop to smell the roses, because your baby is in your arms.

2 - Where you once believed you were fearless, you now find yourself afraid.

3 - The sacrifices you thought you made to have a child no longer seem like sacrifices.

4 - You respect your body ... finally.

5 - You respect your parents and love them in a new way.

6 - You find that your baby's pain feels much worse than your own.

7 - You believe once again in the things you believed in as a child.

8 - You lose touch with the people in your life whom you should have banished years ago.

9 - Your heart breaks much more easily.

10 - You think of someone else 234,836,178,976 times a day.

11 - Every day is a surprise.

12 - Bodily functions are no longer repulsive. In fact, they please you. (Hooray for poop!)

13 - You look at your baby in the mirror instead of yourself.

14 - You become a morning person.

15 - Your love becomes limitless, a superhuman power.

16 - You discover how much there is to say about one tooth.

17 - You finally realize that true joy doesn't come from material wealth.

18 - You now know where the sun comes from.

19 - You'd rather buy a plastic tricycle than those shoes that you've been dying to have.

20 - You realize that although sticky, lollipops have magical powers.

21 - You don't mind going to bed at 9 p.m. on Friday night.

22 - Silence? What's that?"

23 - You realize that the 15 pounds you can't seem to get rid of are totally worth having.

24 - You discover an inner strength you never thought you had.

25 - You no longer rely on a clock — your baby now sets your schedule.

26 - You take the time for one more hug and kiss even if it means you'll be late.

27 - You learn that taking a shower is a luxury.

28 - You realize that you can love a complete stranger.

29 - You find yourself wanting to make this world a better place.

30 - If you didn’t believe in love at first sight before, now you do!


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